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Pies Ruined My Life T-shirt
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This soft, garment-dyed tee speaks with dry humor and quiet honesty. The relaxed fit and medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton feel lived-in from the first wear, and the bold block text — “PIES RUINED MY LIFE” — sits unapologetically on the chest. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to laugh at yourself, start conversations at the bakery, or wear while experimenting with crust and filling. The muted, dyed finish gives the color depth and a comfy, broken-in look that ages nicely with every wash. Simple, comfortable, and a little bit rebellious — it moves from casual mornings to laid-back gatherings without fuss.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk fabric
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture; available in 58 colors
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
£27.95

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